Песня из Comedy Club №338 (http://THT.ru/4cac2ec84d)
Авторы текста Семен Слепаков и Джавид Курбанов
Текст песни:
Я спою вам песню о моём соседе,
В целом он хороший, сука, человек
В целом он отличный и вполне приличный,
Внешнее симпатичный, сука, человек.
Радостной улыбкой он меня встречает,
Руку дружелюбно, сука, подает,
В лифте мою кнопку первый нажимает,
О здоровье близких, сука, узнает.
Он мужик рукастый и трудолюбивый,
Сам в квартире, сука, делает ремонт,
То сверлом засверлит, то пилой попилит,
Ни минуты сука, не передохнет.
А он еще в придачу семьянин отличный,
Любит он супругу восемь раз за ночь,
А когда под утро крики умолкают,
За рояль садится маленькая дочь.
Сука, сука, сука-сосед!
Сука, сука, сука-сосед!
В этой песне юмора нет
Сука, сука, сука…
Вот скажи мне добрый, вот скажи мне милый,
В целом симпатичный, сука, человек,
Что сверлить такого, можно ежедневно
В день часов двенадцать, целых восемь лет?
И как твоя супруга Зинаида Пална,
Та что в одиночку занимает лифт,
Может обеспечить этот регулярный,
Сука, еженощный сил твоих прилив?
И как твоя дочурка, нежное создание,
Что живет на свете восемь лет едва ль
Вызывать способна стойкое желанье
Запихнуть ребенку в задницу рояль?
Сука, сука, сука-сосед!
Сука, сука, сука-сосед!
Жаль я, сука, интеллигент
Сука, сука, сука…
В этой песни вывода нет!
В этой жизни выхода нет!
Сука, сука, сука…
Гарик Мартиросян расскажет о своем стендап-туре, гимнасты Артур Далалоян и Никита Нагорный поделятся впечатлениями от чемпионата мира, где они завоевали медали, а музыкальный номер представят артисты мюзикла «Первое свидание».
Полина Гагарина расскажет о своих подопечных в проекте «Голос. Дети», Юлия Ахмедова представит новое шоу «Нам надо серьезно поговорить», а с музыкальным номером выступят Григорий Лепс и Тимур Родригез.
@Jahnavi Harrison with a kirtan filled with gratitude during @Radhadesh Mellows
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The most common trek from Lukla to Everest Base Camp follows the busy route up the valleys of the Dudh Koshi and Imja Khola rivers. The «three passes» route we took diverts up the Bhote Koshi valley, then heads across the grain of the ridges over three passes to take in the views. These views include four 8000m peaks: Everest, Lhotse, Makalu and Cho Oyu. Between the first two passes are the five Gokyo lakes, and between the second two is Everest Base Camp. At the end was Kathmandu, including Durbar Square. It was booked through KE Adventure Travel.
Why the Sound Of Whispers Come From Mount Kailash At Night
In Hinduism Lord Shiva is believed to be seated on Mount Kailash’s house. The mountain is full of supernatural powers. That’s why until now nobody has climbed this mountain. Apart from that, this mountain is synonymous with many other mysteries, to which no one has an answer.
Anyone who tried to climb Mount Kailash had died, and the Chinese government banned mountaineering because of these death-related accidents.
The Russian doctor had planned to scale its peak to reveal the mystery of Mount Kailash. There were also several geologists interested in that. The team spent months near Mount Kailash. He also revealed other things that have been a mystery to date and nobody knew about them. Mount Kailash is, according to that squad, a man-made pyramid. He also said there are a lot of supernatural events too.
In his novel, Dr Muldashif has written that mysterious sounds come from Mount Kailash’s silent manger at night. Some people still seem to live there today.
Besides that, the Tibetan Gurus often think there are many supernatural forces. It’s also said there is a mysterious state around Mount Kailash called Shambala. Where Siddha and ascetic people still live today.
The pyramid-shaped Mount Meru is, contrary to common theories, the product of the possessed technological abilities of some supernatural superhuman beings.
According to the Buddhist and Hindu scriptures, ancient monasteries and caves exist around Mount Meru in which the holy sages live in their material and subtle bodies. Just a few lucky ones will see those caves.
Thousands of pilgrims reach Tibet each year for pilgrimage to the Holy Mount Kailash. Some make it to the region and quite a few manage to finish by circumambulating the healed edge. As for scaling the summit, some adventurous mountaineers have attempted, but with no success, to do so.
Trekking all the way up to the summit of Mount Kailash is considered a prohibited act by Hindus for fear of transgressing the holiness of the mountain and upsetting the spiritual forces that reside there. A monk called Milarepa once traveled far enough to reach the peak of Mount Meru according to a Tibetan legend. When he came back he warned everyone not to bother the God sleeping high up in the top.
There are two magnificent lakes at the foot of Mount Kailash, namely Mansarovar and Rakshas Tal.
Mount Kailash is thought to be the Axis Mundi or celestial pole, earth center, earth pillar, world core, world flower. It is the moment heaven meets earth. Google Maps vouch for the fact’s validity.
Don’t be surprised if, after returning from your Mount Meru tour, you find your nails or hair grown by many millimetres. Tourists and pilgrims have discovered that the air from this ancient peak speeds up the ageing cycle!
Once a party of Siberian climbers arrived ahead of a certain stage and aged by a few decades at once. Shockingly, one year later all of the trespassers died of old age!
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The Kirtan Live series showcases Bhakti Marga musicians performing devotional kirtans and bhajans at live events hosted by Bhakti Marga, the international organisation and movement founded by Paramahamsa Sri Swami Vishwananda.
This bhajan is performed by Shankari Dasi and Bhakti Marga musicians.
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Govinda Radhe Gopala Radhe
Sri Giridhari Govinda Radhe
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Sri Vishwananda Govinda Radhe
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Yesterday our parikrama party visited the temple of Madan Mohan. The beautiful and ornate structure was he first temple to be constructed in Vrindavan. The temple is situated on a small hill overlooking the Yamuna river and surrounding plains. It was the perfect atmosphere for Krsna katha and the sweet singing of the Lords holy names. We also visited the sacred samadhi of Srila Sanatan Goswami, where we dove deeper into the mysteries of this transcendental land of Sri Vrindavan dhama.
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A beautiful prayer for the blessing of all of humanity taken from the Srimad Bhagavatam.
svasty astu visvasya khalah prasidatam
dhyayantu bhutani sivam mitho dhiya
manas ca bhadram bhajatad adhokshaje
avesyatam no matir apy ahaituki
«May the entire universe be blessed with peace and good hope. May everyone driven by envy and enmity become pacified and reconciled. May all living beings develop abiding concern for the welfare of others. May our own hearts and minds be filled with purity and serenity. May all these blessings flow naturally from this supreme benediction: May our attention become spontaneously absorbed in the rapture of pure love unto the transcendent Lord.»
— English rendition by Ravindra Svarupa Dasa, of Srimad Bhagavatam 5.18.9